I suppose it would be inappropriate to ask you if I could be a computer tech at the White House, if you win. I'm sure that would be construed as an attempt to sell my vote . . . but I think I'd like to move to Crystal City for a while.
All of us at campaign headquarters would be delighted to have you as our head computer technician. Please contact our campaign manager, Charli, with your resume and lists of any other contributions you can make to the campaign. And welcome aboard!