Given that Fox News reports that you are not a US citizen, and instead were born in New Mexico, do you plan to release the long form of your birth certificate?

One of the things that makes this country great is our free press.  People are allowed to say whatever they wish.  But with that freedom comes responsibility -- responsibility to speak the truth, to get all the facts, and to avoid lies and untruths, cheap tricks, and flashy expensive advertising.  Unfortunately, Fox News is an unscrupulous news entity that thinks nothing of publishing lies and fabrications.  You have only to look at their fans (my opponents among them) to see how low they will go to improve their ratings.

Thank you for the opportunity to educate the American people about their rights and their freedom of speech.

Dependents

I too am concerned about this, as I had also heard rumors. After all, we all know you share your home with immigrants from Africa and Australia which makes you highly suspect in my book. Why don't you have American species of parrots? My own feathered dependent is (South) American, after all.

And along those lines, do we know if those birds of yours are legal or not? Has anyone seen their papers? I surely wouldn’t put it past that little green and brown critter to have snuck into our fine country illegally.

As I stated previously, I have never employed an alien, legal or not.  All the species in my home are 100% American citizens and proud of it!  They are an integral part of my campaign and I am honored to accept their help.

In the interest of running a positive campaign, I will not point out that my opponents harbor foreign species in their homes, feed only "approved" diets to their birds (no treats), and have not paid taxes since the turn of the century.  There is also a rumor that they are in contact with extraterrestrial aliens, but I will not be party to spreading around rumors.